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birthday! 🎉

Zakari's Birthday Portal

Pre-party at bar → Migrate to club → Maximum vibes

Starting 19h30. Eat beforehand—they've got snacks, not real food. (Trust me on this one.)

SATURDAY, 29 NOVEMBER

The Plan

Saturday, 29 November (yes, that's a real date)

⚠️ Important PSA: Food Situation ⚠️

They've got snacks, not actual food. Like, the kind of stuff you'd eat when you hate yourself but wanna keep drinking. So PLEASE eat beforehand unless you want to accidentally experience Ramadan or whatever diet you pretend you're on.

Also, I'm bringing the birthday cake—that's the only "real food" they allow. Don't rely on it unless you want dinner to be a single vibe-flavored slice.

19:30–23:00

Pre-party at bar

Starting at 19h30. We chill at the bar till around 22h30–23h, then we migrate as a unit to the club depending on how cooked everyone is. (Also, arriving fashionably late is cute, but if you show up too late you're getting the Hasbullah treatment.)

23:00–late

Club (migration from bar)

After chilling at the bar, we migrate as a unit to the club. Exact location shared on the night depending on vibes. Maximum fun. Minimum regret. (Rick would approve. Probably.)

RSVP

Please RSVP so I can plan the bar & club headcount. I'm not a mind reader. Yet.

🎁 Special Treatment Alert! 🎁

Show up dressed in Rick & Morty or South Park themes/colors/references and get special treatment! Think: Rick's portal green, Morty's blue shirt, Cartman's... well, maybe not Cartman's everything. But Kenny's orange parka? Always welcome. Cosplays get extra points!

Your name *

Email (optional)

Phone (optional)

Instagram (optional)

Where will you join? *

Pre-party at bar (19:30)

Eat beforehand. Trust me. (They've got snacks, not real food. I'm bringing cake though.)

Club only (23:00)

Skip the warm-up, go straight to the main event. Like when Kenny respawns.

Both (bar + club)

The full experience. Maximum fun. Minimum regret. (Rick would say "That's the way the news goes!")

Number of extra guests (optional)Bring friends. Or don't. I'm not your boss.

Dietary notes (optional)

Message (optional)

How should I reach you with updates? (optional)I'll send you the address, not spam you. Promise.

The one app your parents learned to use. (Unlike Rick's portal gun, which is still patent pending.)

Instagram

For the aesthetic updates. (Rick would call it "dumb social media", but here we are.)

SMS

Old school. Classic. Works even when your phone is a potato. (Kenny would approve.)

Are you OK being added to a shared WhatsApp/Instagram group chat? *It's where we'll coordinate. No memes, I swear. Mostly.

Yes, add meNo group chat

I agree to be contacted regarding this event and for my data to be stored for organization purposes. *We're not selling your data. We're not that kind of portal.

No spam, no portal taxes. You'll get details by email closer to the date. Seriously, no taxes. This isn't a scam.